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    Topic of Conversation, Funny Stories and General Discussion

    here we can talk about this and that!! about opinions of sections, of the world, of TV programs... where to go on vacation... all sorts of doubts, funny stories and general discussion!!

    throwing away all the sh*t in here! ^^


    A lot of subjects have been discussed in this forum but I haven`t read any stories about funny or embarrasing situations that people have been in while stoned or otherwise in a delicate situation... Would be nice to hear some!

    Example:

    We were collecting semilanceata with my boyfriend a while ago on a field that used to be empty, but nowadays some farmers keep their sheep on the field. Well, we are picking and picking with our asses up in the air and suddenly one of the farmers is right beside us asking: "Excuse me, what are you looking for, are you some kind of biologists?" What can you say? "Ehhmmm, ehhhmmm, nothing really, we`re just looking for...ehhmmmm..." Well, luckily she went away after quite a few "ehhhmmms". :o

    Can`t you guys tell some similar stories? Or does everybody think this is too childish? :think:

    I myself like a good laugh!
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Me and a friend of mine went to Rock Werchter, a festival in Belgium, and in the middle of the crowded streets we pretended to have a little ball. We were bouncing and throwing this imaginary ball to eachother and from the corner from our eyes we were laughing our heads of because of all these people who thought we were crazy !!! There was a distance of about 20 meters betweeh us, so it must have been a crazy view to watch a persoon go crazy all by hisself with an imaginary ball !! :lolwsign:
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Well, this didn't happen to me but to my brother and his first mushroom trip. As he sat there chewing his shrooms he suddenly got completlety obsessed with water. As I was laying in the living room, with full view on the toilet, I watched as my brother was flushing the toilet for about half an hour, having every flush followed by a really slow "Wow, cool...huh-huh.."
    After that he went into the backyard, where it had to begin to rain. I will never forget seeing my bro turning circles with wide-spread arms for like 20 mins, before he fell to the floor. :jester:
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Hi;
    We were outside of the city. Near a small village. Got stoned all night long... And in the early hour of morning we were smoking a morning joint in the farm. Suddenly a villager came. He is a sheep grower and brings his sheeps in the farm. We saw him and throw out our joint.
    He came near to us and started to talk. Asking some questions, and i asked him if he wants a cigarette. He gently says "no, thanks; i have my own cigarette, if you want you can smoke my cigarettes" and he give us a cigarette. But something seems unusual, after i burn it i realize that it was not a cigarette, it was a HERB :think: joint... :dancing:
    We were shocked...
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    This actually isn`t a funny story but I`ll tell it anyway.

    I was going with my friends from Helsinki, Finland to Tallin in Estonia by boat, and had taken some hasch with me (maybe 3 grams) to compensate the fact that my friends were going to drink a lot of booze. (I don`t drink that much alcohol, they on the other hand don`t smoke...)

    Well, we`re sitting in McDonalds and waiting to get in to the boat when one of my friends says that he heard on the radio that the customs were going to check everybody with dogs, as it was a studentcruise with about 2000 universitystudents aboard. Crap, I thought, I have to get rid of my stuff, but no time to smoke that much, and I certainly won`t throw it away...What to do? Well, no other choice but to grind it and swallow. This I did in the toilet, but in such a hurry that I forgot to wash my hands.

    Then we move on to the harbour and the stuff starts kicking in...I felt just horrible, as if my legs and arms weren`t attached to my body at all. Tried to speak to my friends to seem normal, but it didn`t work. I was just flying. Then time to get onboard. We come to the customs. The customs officer tells me that my passport is broken and next time I travel I should get a new one. I don`t understand a word he says. I walk after my friends. I see a dog, think that if I`m quick maybe he won`t smell a thing. Try to slink by, thinking, I`ve made it! But no, the dog jumps on me and starts to howl. Well, my hands must have smelled a lot... :o

    Suddenly there`s at least four cops around me. They take me away and check all my bags, my clothes, everything. I`m so high that I can`t speak. They ask me questions, I try to answer, I`m freaked out. They check my pockets. I had stuffed the plastic that I had around the stuff in my pocket. THEY MISS IT! Finally they give up, they don`t find anything. I`m free! The guy with the dog looks at me, he`s really pissed. I can see that he thinks: "I`ll get you next time..." I walk away, in to the boat. My friends are really angry. The next five hours I just sit and drink Fanta. Then I start to land. After that we had a nice time, and in the morning I was happy because I was the only one who didn`t have a hangover and could eat at the breakfast-buffè..

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    dude, SICK! You lucky bastard..
    Damn, i'm happy so happy happy happy we don't have this fascist reactions towards drugs here. Not thát much at least! Paranoia man... seems like a nightmare, but hey: you're still alive! :jump:

    Btw: i remember having a similar reaction to eating hashsih-cookies i had myself. Chocolate-chip-hash-cookies! Can you imagine anything tastier?
    So I ate too much and after some hour and a half i found myself completely unable to make my body move. The sound of the tv and the stereo and my friends talking made my crazy but I was pretty much stuck in my own body. No movement, no smiles, no reaction. Could feel my heart pounding throughout my whole body which felt pretty fucked up but wasnt able to do anything about it.
    Glad there were no cops around!
    Well, i guess these kinda things have to happen so you get to know your limits and don't do it again...right? :lolwsign:
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Yeah, I guess that kinda things must happen. But I must say that if I OD on something I`d rather not have cops around...

    I think this eating doesn`t suit me so well, for some months ago I ate panncakes with hash and had the same reaction then too. (But luckily, no cops around this time... ) That was really psychedelic though, because we ate them in the metro, with lots of people around. The taste was horrible by the way...I must try the chocolatecookies some time, they shurely taste better! :p

    But seriously, you guys are so lucky living in Holland!

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Indeed it's very awesome to live here. Just go to the shop and get stuff!! it's like going to the supermarket .

    I'll tell a short story about my last (drug)birthday.

    I invited more or less 15 people to come to my birthday. Allmost everybody came. I made spacecake and filled a glass with joints(20). I also had some alcohol for the people that didn't use any of my perfect shit. I started to eats smoke and drink! This combination gave me a super feeling but there was not one usefull word coming out of my mounth.
    On that moment you feel like a compleet moron because everybody was listning to my story and then i just stopped because i didn't know what i was talking about. :iconhead:

    Lucky me everybody was wasted!!! :lolwsign:
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    I would so like to have that kinda party! :p

    The table loaded ( ) with all kinds of psychoactives and all my best friends there and everybody could take what they want! I just must do that sometime!

    Maybe instead of that boring christmas dinner with the family? :demon:

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Well, everytime someone's gonna talk about how lovely our little cheesy country is, I have to remember the good ol' summer of 2000....Not really a funny story, just a nice memory to lovely times...

    After just being turned 18 and graduated at school, I was looking towards a 4 months holiday :dancing:

    Off course I had to make a living, so I started working in a café in my hometown.
    Pretty soon me, my bro (who also worked there) and another colleague introduced the after-work joint. Everytime we were done working at three in the morning, we went to a little park, with a nice grassfield, a huge jezus statue, a couple of benches and a pond with fishes. We smoked a joint or two, and went to bed. It was mid-time summer, so the temperature was just great at night.

    Pretty soon, the colleague started to bring along some friends, I brought along my girlfriend, my brother brought along my other brother, they all brought their own friends and so on and so on.

    At one time we were sitting there with +25 people, in the middle of the night, 20 degrees, bottles of water which we brought from the cafè, we ordered pizza, we called in the weed-cab to replenish our stocks. Every night the occupancy off the park altered a bit, so one night we're sitting there with just the three of us, the next night with 15 people, and so on.

    We really made that park our turf. It also occured that the cops would show up, just because there were just a lot of people in the park. Well, of the +/- 10 times the cops arrived we only had a problem with them once. All of the other time we convinced them we weren't bothering anyone (hell, we were just laying on the benches being stoned as hell, talking to the immense jezus statue or the trees or just shooting a ball), so they just lef us alone.
    Hell, we even convinced one cop to come back after his duty was over, to talk about the whole dutch drugs legislation and such.

    Too bad we didn't get him to smoke a joint with us.

    Anyways, we all just had the best times in that park, the complete feeling of freedom, just drifting away on a morning summer breeze at 5 am, looking at the sun come up, listening to the birds waking up...
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Hey Woodie, which park ? I was born in Heerlen, you know ! :lolwsign:
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Hey Woodie, which park ? I was born in Heerlen, you know ! :lolwsign:
    Serious?
    Well, at first we started out at the ABP-parken (you know, along the "Valkenburgerweg" at "T Loon"), and later on we moved to the Tempsplein.
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    I was born in the "Huskens", later I moved to the Rukkerweg, that's near Heerlerbaan.
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    But did you "party" (sorry, even in het NL's hoor: Ging je wel eens uit in Heerlen Centrum?) in Heerlen City?
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Nop ! I've left Heerlen when I was 15
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Good for you! It's not like you missed something...Heerlen sucks....
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    www.heerlen.sucks.nl

    Try this link !! Another guy fro Heerlen who thinks this way !

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    :lolwsign:
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Allright, a funny story my girlfriend told me ;

    She took mushrooms, and then she went out to a bar with a couple of friends. Suddenly, she found some money on the floor, and she was so happy with it !! then, her friends started throwing money on the floor, which started with coins, and later on it was papermoney. Every time she found some money, she brought it to her friends, who throwed the same money on the floor again !!

    It took her an hour before she realized her friends where pulling a joke on her !!! :lolwsign:
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    a friend of mine had allso a birthday. He had made some spacebonbons to eat with his friends in the evening. In the daytime, his fammilly came to visit. His younger brother was giving drinks and stuff to the geasts. Then he found the bonbon's in the fridge, and ofcourse he thougt they were normal and he gave them to the fammily. Everybody has eaten them, the ants, the grandmother, the little sisters. I thik thay had a lot of fun on that birthday...

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    we used to hang out with a bunch of friends, always get together before clubbing ( to roll a stash of joints for the night) and then return to the same place after clubbing to chill out...

    one day , 8h00 in the morning ,i'm the last one to leave(again) and i'm all mellow on E... and it was warm inside, and the friends who owned the house were so friendly , so i asked if i could sleep it off there... no problem she get's out a blanket , tucks me in and i'm feeling quite at home, doze off floating on a cloud...

    i wake up at 11h00, still mellow as a pig in the mud... but there's some folks in there ..and i recognize 2 faces ... cops !! i'm trying to get my act togeher, trying to figure out whether or not i have any dope left on me... they aren't talking to me , i'm not talking either, and they talk to the friends of mine...


    turns out it was her dad, and her uncle... both cops, just on a sunday morning visit ...and she had cleaned up the place, hid the stash, and aired the room all while i was still floating in my sleep
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    a few days ago, i was really high. Me and some school mates had been smoking alot of joints during lunch break. When we went to our classes again the thc really started to hit me in a very strange way. meanwhile one of my teachers started talking to me when she ran in to me in the yard, i dont remember what she was saying but i remember i was making a huge effort to talk back at her without having her to notice. Good thing that she didnt stayed there, i started to see the colors blurring for a few seconds, it was really weird, and as soon as she left i grabed myself to one of my friends and laughed my ass out... by the way, she didn't noticed anything

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Me and a friend of mine had an hour off at school so we went to the park and rolled a big fat White Widow + Superpolm joint hehe... We really wanted to trip our balls of during chemistry class so there we go smoking... I hadn't eaten all day long (5 hours) so the joint really kicked in! We finished it and we went back to school... After about 5 mins class started... That's when everything turned bad... I was starting to sweat and turn pale... then everything started to spin around and I knew that I was about to pass out... LOl I knew I couldn't pass out there so I asked a friend of mine who was sitting next to me (he was sober) if he could give me some food and especially food with lots of sugar... so he grabbed a chocolate bar and gave it to me... I was having lots of troubles to get it unwrapped so this friend of mine unwrapped it... I was fighting to stay upright and not pass out... Eventually after I ate the chocolate I started to feel better and then laughed my ass off for what had happened and for all the notes my teacher was writing in front of the class... I didn't seem to understand it at the time hehe
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    The first time me and some friends bought a 0.5g 10x salvia extract, we couldn't use it for a while. And in the "while", the friend who was supposed to keep it reported it as "lost".
    A week later, he announce he found our extract and that he will bring it to the university. Once there, in order to prevent the possible loss of the extract, we decided to some it just in front on the university but still in the perimeter of the university. In france, and since Napoleon, police as not right to enter in a university if nobody calls for them, and so we were used to find in this place the kind of mind peace that don't lead to paranoid behaviour (I remember smoking in front of cops just protected by the fences of knowledge . But things have somehow changed since but that not what i am here to report.
    After searching for what we needed to do the bang (we ended using pure very little joint to burn and smoke the salvia) and after sharing the first one and not feeling nothing except what is described as the first step in salvia's effects, we decided to cut what we had left (3/4) in three (the 3 who bought it).
    One of my friend took it first, and had a pretty nice trip 3-4 on 6 ladder. Then my other friend wanted to take the next turn. I reprepared the bang while the first user was running to talk to friends about his experience. When he came back, the other took it. After tooking the whole thing, he stood up and instantely fall on is back and then moving on his back as if something was in is tee-shirt and that was irritating, and to be deliver himself from it he acted like a animal (who roll on his back to get rid of fleas or anything irritating the back). 2 Minutes later he was doing so against a tree, like bear would but always talking about some bullshits he was taking very seriously. The wild dance and speech had gathered ten or so other friends, and we were all laughthing out loud. But by that time we hadn't see the whole show.
    A friend who was sitting just a few meters (2) away must have appeared to my light-headed friend as a peace island and then he sit down next to my peacefull-looking-friend and hold him by both arms while saying things like : "I like your shoulder (he was wearing synthetic polar tissu)...i so soft (he was then moving is head in order to fill the softness on is whole face)....i like you...you are my friend..it too soooft.....i would like to be there forever..." At this moment my peacefull-looking-friend was more than embaressed both by the speech and the fact to have a drug-crazed friend loving your shoulder. And of course, everyone was laughthing.
    That why i finally took the thing back to my place, and smoked it alone. I didn't wanted to be as ridicoulous as my friends had been moments before. There was to much people not to feel at least tense for a first try, that why during my friends experiments i tryed to gives them the securated space he needed for having a good, or at least not so bad, trip, and even if i have had a lot of fun & laughthing watching them going wild.

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    Once i ve been with a fried to Maastricht taking shrooms and stuff, we ate so god damn much of that stuff till we where really spaced out on the streets (got no hotel because all the money went to a special smartshop...) and one thing i remember was we where walking like the "superalcoholics" and talking about what we see

    I had a really funny optical and started talking about how these shrooms bang my brain,that the streets moving and the people look like :think:...strange..and then i first looked up (i had my head down because i had to laugh so bad) in this conversation and looked into the eyes of and old couple of,shit, germans they looked at me too but in what a way... i turned around and my friend was leaning on a wall and had to fight not to fall down becaue of laughting...
    i light up a cigarette looked again in the eyes of these to suckers..said something about "shrooms ok!" and walked away

    i hope i confused them a lot because i don"t give (gave) a fuck it was too funny...
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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    This did not happen while I was high, but its still amazing:

    It was night, me and my friend decided to go to some bars to get drunk, because we didn't have any hash. We walked on the main street, there were really much people. We walked near one restaurant, and there was some guy (probably 40 years old) who whispered "hash, hash" to everyone that walked by. I was like wtf! I asked "how much?" And he said "follow me." I followed him across the street to a casino. We got into the WC of the casino and he said "how much do you have?" I said "just 20€" then this one security guard from the casino got into the WC and said "no drug dealing here." We were like omg and got out. He gave me some good moroccoan hash, I think it was around 6 grams. This would not be crazy if cannabis would be legal in Spain, but it isnt. Police is really bringing drug dealers down.

    We did not have any pipes or bongs (customs took my budbomb and glass pipe in Finland) so we mixed the hash with some spices. That nigh we were high! :high:

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    I heard that everyone in Spain smokes cannabis, even more people than in Holland. Is that true?

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    I have read that people in Holland smoke less cannabis than people in other european countries. Im not sure though.

    Everytime I look out from my window, I see two cannabis plants growing from someones balcony, opposite to our house. :high:

    Cannabis is grew and used (and sold ) very openly here. :upsidedown:

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    That's true, but the people that smoke, do it very often, because they can get it easily

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    Re: Funny stories anyone?

    holland is somewhere in the middle. i believe france and russia (in europe at least, in the us its even highre!) are topping the list.
    let me see if i can provide yuo guys with some proof
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