Thread: kratom be careful of dehydration

So i took a nice 4 gram dose of some kratom two days ago.

got a nicer feeling, and cleaned the house. i love this shit, as it gives me anice melklow feeling and enough stimulation to stillg et stuff done.

i noticed frequent urination the following night, but nothing to scary. i jsut drank water to counteract and keep ymself hydrated.

last night around 1 am, (i work nights so this is 2 hours after i got to work) i popped another 4 g dose. drinking water (in retrospect probably not nearly enoguh water) throughout the night. around 4 or 5 am i guess i was fading and topped off with another 8 caps (approx 4 grams) and experianced the characteristic boost, with a bit more stim and a little less euphoria.

all is well...

i get home around 730 am. have a slice of pizza and a couple glasses of water. followed by an extreemely long piss.

i am having pretty intense dry moth, but drinking water wasn't helping it much.

thank goodness the delivery man came to the door and knocked, just a few minutes ago, and i woke up. i got the package and whatever...

anyway i went to suck some snot out of the back of my throat, you know, where it makes that sound like felix unger from odd couple, and i was rewarded with a slightly painful lump of flesh pressed against the roof of my mouth.

found a flashlight and peered into my throat - my uvula was massive

anyway i nearly panicked
but decided first to consult the innertubes to see what google had to say about my condition. apparently this is very common after a night of drinking (read dehydration followed by deep sleep). apparently i snored so hard for so long that it irritated the shit out of my uvual, and since it was dry, it want well lubed and swole up.


so guys, live and learn! stay super hydrated when using this shit. it is awesome, and i ain't throwing out the rest of my maeng da but it startled me pretty good. i think ill be going back to imbibing this stuff once every few months for a special treat.

Ya should for sure stay hydrated when you're floating down speciosa river ... it also couldn't hurt to sip on some grapefruit juice for 30-45 leading up to a good ride.

lately Dan has been doing the ole shake and chug regardless of the variety of ketum. Bali is a little hard to handle sometimes but the more energetic varieties tend to go down a little easier.

and shit, I just got a little nauseated just thinking about all that. Your good buddy Dan rode the mytragina pony well into the night last night.